My cousin brought this to my attention. I was then the one who broke her heart and told her it's been around for a while. She told me to shut up and just do it :P So I did. Here are my answers.
Needs: Sal needs to pimp this site.
Looks Like: Sal look like a dumb-ass once again.
Says: Sal says but I must say that I am not as impressed with Entourage as I used to be.
Wants: Sal wants reply in 3 days (and I mean it!)
Does: Sal does not deal with the question.
Hates: Sal hates the new facebook (So true!)
Asks: Sal asks if she will do a good job.
Likes: Sal likes to barbecue, and write for pleasure.
Eats: Sal eats steak.
Wears: Sal wears jersey vest by Karen Walker (is it bad that I have no clue who Karen Walker is?)
Was arrested for: Sal was arrested for Grand Larceny in the 4th Degree by Extortion.
Loves: Sal loves you very much.
So there is my google yourself list. Whilst its been around for a while. I'll admit it is still quite amusing.
That's all I've got